So a lovely eveing planned with Sandie, one of my dearest friends. A good gossip over a good meal and an even better bottle of wine.
Hitch number one - no food since lunchtime.
Hitch number two - no seats available in the restaurant till 9.30pm.
Hitch number three - I drank too much champagne too quickly on a far too empty stomach!
Arrived at the restaurant only to realise I felt a litttle tipsy - well shit faced actually but tipsy sounds better. After ordering a diet coke ( the shame!) I located the ladies room just in time to lose the champagne orally into the afore mentioned toilet bowl - bugger.
On the plus side, after a couple more visits to the ladies room I felt much better and enjoyed a fantastic steak. If you get the chance to go to Becketts Bistro in Southsea I thoroughly reccomend it! Sandie and I managed to talk about crap all night and had a really lovely evening - in the end. A reminder of the incident however is a bruise on my nose :( I think I slipped and nose butted the toilet - ouchie. One day I will learn, but until then I will just have to laugh instead!
Be warned kids - it might be funny but it sure aint clever! x x
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